this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player
i think you mean the best
my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop
he takes it to company meetings
I’ve been told he has received many compliments
did you read the post
'cause the players gonna play play play play play
alligators alligate gate gate gate gate
elevators elevate vate vate vate vate
shake it off
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
this is literally my favorite post on tumblr
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls